Thursday, March 29, 2012

The Dirty Maybone


Today, for your cocktail pleasure, I bring you Dirty Maybone’s original self-titled cocktail (well, really SHE brings it!).  If The Ophelia is springtime in a glass, The Dirty Maybone is most definitely a tropical beach in the midsummer sun swirling in stylish stemware.

This is NOT to say that it has a flavor as gentle as the summer breeze.  This b*tch is bold.  In order to capture all that is Dirty Maybone in boozy elegance, it must be.  It’s tropical, of course, but also just a little bit sassy.  This is, after all, a woman who can lean an elbow on a bar, look you straight in the face, and say, “Who’s the Dirty Maybone?  I’M the Dirty F**king Maybone,” and completely own it.

So, without further ado:

 
Ahhhh…gorgeousness.  Just gazing at it transports me a little.

The Dirty Maybone

2 shots pineapple juice
1 shot cranberry juice
2 shots white rum
1 shot coconut rum
Splash of Crème of Coconut 

Directions:
Shake all ingredients.  Pour into a martini glass with pineapple garnish and voila, you have The Dirty Maybone.

Mix it.  Now.  You won't regret it.