MEET THE DRUNKS

DIRTY MAYBONE .30

Liquor of choice: 
Vodka

Mixer of choice: 
Cranberry

Favorite drinking past time: 
Mixin' on the fly!

Best known for... 
One word WHEELCHAIR


TANKER .16

Liquor of choice: 
Pendleton.

Mixer of choice: 
Anything that involves ginger.

Favorite drinking past time: 
A stroll downtown on bikes for some tasty libations or chillin' on the patio with good drinks and great friends!

Best known for... 
Multi-Racial Bunnies.



OPHELIA .96

Liquor of choice: 
Tequila! (Don Julio to be specific)

Mixer of choice: 
Bar sour.

Favorite drinking past time: 
My perfect cocktail experience is enjoying a gorgeous cocktail with a good conversation and even better friends.

Best known for... 
I once drunkenly gathered a group of bar goers, held up a shot glass coined the Mexican P*ssy, and announced: "I want you all to know right now that I'm totally straight...but I LOVE me some Mexican P*ssy! Cheers!" and then down the hatch.


CANNONBALL JACK .08

Liquor of choice: 
Pendleton.

Mixer of choice: 
Vodka (You can mix vodka with just about ANYTHING).

Favorite drinking past time: 
Consuming a batch, or three batches, of any of the namesake cocktails of our Club Members...with Club Members, of course!

Best known for... 
Army crawling as fast as possible in an attempt to get at least to the tiled floor before puking.


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CHIRO  

Liquor of choice: 
44 North Huckleberry

Mixer of choice: 
Spicy V-8...as in Red Beer!

Favorite drinking past time: 
Kicking ASS at the beer pong table.

Best known for... 
"Making it rain with the dolla' bills!"

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