Accidental Drunks Mission Statement:
The mission of
the Accidental Drunks is to always have the utmost appreciation for any and all
alcoholic beverages. We accomplish this
by consuming such beverages in the company of those we hold dear to our hearts,
other Accidental Drunks.
Accidental Drunks Core Duties (required at all times, of all
members)
- Respect for The
Founding Four
- Self-titled
cocktail
- Regular club
participation
Accidental Drunks NO-NOs:
Never defame the
Accidental Drunks name causing the public to cringe at the mere mention of our club. (Examples include, but are not limited
to: Drunk driving, there is never a time that one accidentally drives drunk, or getting arrested
while wearing an official club shirt)
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